This is a training exercise for the stuff that I will no doubt talk to myself loudly about in the sreet once my marbles go completely, because I absolutely intend to grow old disgracefully. In the unlikely event that this should be read by someone who actually knows the flesh and blood me, please note that all opinions, mad ideas and general thought-streams are mine alone and have no bearing on those of my employers, workmates or relatives [ blood or otherwise ]
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Eric Bristow, Roller Disco king???......Really!
As I was driving home today, listening to the Dermot O'Leary Show I had one of those 'No!...Really?...' moments.
Now, one of the things I like on Dermot's show is a little feature that has Celebrities choosing a selection of tracks close to their heart.
Nothing unusual about that , I hear you think.
But I beg to differ.
Nigel Haver's with Rave tracks, Esther Rantzen's Reggae, and now Eric Bristow serving up Roller Disco tracks!
[ If you get the chance to listen to the Esther Rantzen sections grab it - the tracks are gorgeous, and listening to her talk about them is brilliant radio ]
But that isn't what caused the moment of surprise.
It was the fact Eric Bristow was a Roller Disco Champion!
I mean...Eric Bristow! World Darts Champion multiple times could skate?
And skate well?
And most shocking of all.... it was Disco!!!!
I nearly choked on my mango slices.
[ yes , I am on a healthy eating kick at the moment, so out go the Foxs Glacier Dark and in come the mango slices as my in car nibble of choice ]
Now just in case you have no idea who Mr Bristow is , or what roller disco c1980 was like, here is a sample of both.
Eric Bristow is the tall one :D
And that is Roller Disco c1980
Roller Disco c2012 is a bit smoother....
But it's still not a combination I would have ever put together.
I wonder if anyone has asked him if he fancies giving Dancing on Ice a go?
I'd watch him.
:D
Now, one of the things I like on Dermot's show is a little feature that has Celebrities choosing a selection of tracks close to their heart.
Nothing unusual about that , I hear you think.
But I beg to differ.
Nigel Haver's with Rave tracks, Esther Rantzen's Reggae, and now Eric Bristow serving up Roller Disco tracks!
[ If you get the chance to listen to the Esther Rantzen sections grab it - the tracks are gorgeous, and listening to her talk about them is brilliant radio ]
But that isn't what caused the moment of surprise.
It was the fact Eric Bristow was a Roller Disco Champion!
I mean...Eric Bristow! World Darts Champion multiple times could skate?
And skate well?
And most shocking of all.... it was Disco!!!!
I nearly choked on my mango slices.
[ yes , I am on a healthy eating kick at the moment, so out go the Foxs Glacier Dark and in come the mango slices as my in car nibble of choice ]
Now just in case you have no idea who Mr Bristow is , or what roller disco c1980 was like, here is a sample of both.
Eric Bristow is the tall one :D
And that is Roller Disco c1980
Roller Disco c2012 is a bit smoother....
But it's still not a combination I would have ever put together.
I wonder if anyone has asked him if he fancies giving Dancing on Ice a go?
I'd watch him.
:D
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Petrol Pump Etiquette
Along with many other people I'm sure, today I had to queue for diesel at my local station, so had a fair amount of time on my hands to check out the other drivers, cars, pedestrians, the state of my nails ( still slightly lime green, if you are interested ) but mostly, the manners of everyone around me.
Now, I'm aware that, given the recent irresponsible Ministerial comment, stress levels are high, and that said petrol station had only just re-opened the pumps but:
If you need unleaded and of the 6 pumps available, only one has diesel, please don't queue for unleaded on that particular pump.
If you can only force £5.00 of said unleaded into your BMW 3 series, please don't then pick up a shopping basket and stroll around the aisles in full view of your fellow diesel requiring queueing motorists.
If you need to get past other cars, please be patient. They have not ended up bumper to bumper just to block you from going past. There have been lots of manoeuvres aimed at letting people who need diesel but who have gone to an empty pump before it reached this state of affairs.
Should you ABSOLUTELY have to get past RIGHT THIS MINUTE then please ask the car drivers politely to back up until you can squeeze your Merc through the gap.
LEANING ON YOUR HORN ONLY IRRITATES PEOPLE.
Ok.
This short chat about politeness has been brought to you by the color red and the numbers 77.51
Le sigh.
Now, I'm aware that, given the recent irresponsible Ministerial comment, stress levels are high, and that said petrol station had only just re-opened the pumps but:
If you need unleaded and of the 6 pumps available, only one has diesel, please don't queue for unleaded on that particular pump.
If you can only force £5.00 of said unleaded into your BMW 3 series, please don't then pick up a shopping basket and stroll around the aisles in full view of your fellow diesel requiring queueing motorists.
If you need to get past other cars, please be patient. They have not ended up bumper to bumper just to block you from going past. There have been lots of manoeuvres aimed at letting people who need diesel but who have gone to an empty pump before it reached this state of affairs.
Should you ABSOLUTELY have to get past RIGHT THIS MINUTE then please ask the car drivers politely to back up until you can squeeze your Merc through the gap.
LEANING ON YOUR HORN ONLY IRRITATES PEOPLE.
Ok.
This short chat about politeness has been brought to you by the color red and the numbers 77.51
Le sigh.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Holidays = Updating
Yes World, I have managed to scrape together a whole week of time off from work.
Well, when I say 'work' I'm referring to the kind that I get paid for, as opposed to what I'm spending my days doing on my [supposed to be] R&R.
This obviously means that I am actually trying to catch up with a few of the many and varied tasks that need doing in my house.
As I write this, I am still vaguely green around the fingertips and am wafting the aroma of eau d'espirit blanc as i wander around clutching a cup of [particularly pleasant] rose tea.
The green is from the not-yet-finished repainting of my front door, from a dark green to a vibrant lime green. I had in mind a quick couple of layers of gloss and hey presto! a zingy new look.
Simple yes? Sadly No.
I'm on day 3, 2 coats of undercoat, followed by 2 of gloss, sanding down between coats, a stubborn door number [still in place because the screw head broke] and its going to need at least 1 more coat.
So I'm taking this morning off to let it dry completely again, hence the update, interspersed with a quick
[who am I kidding] shufti around Pinterest.
That'll keep me entertained for a couple of hours at least while I decide if I will go to to the Body Adorned exhibition at the Horniman Museum in Forest Hill tomorrow.
Time to put the kettle on again and ponder...
Well, when I say 'work' I'm referring to the kind that I get paid for, as opposed to what I'm spending my days doing on my [supposed to be] R&R.
This obviously means that I am actually trying to catch up with a few of the many and varied tasks that need doing in my house.
As I write this, I am still vaguely green around the fingertips and am wafting the aroma of eau d'espirit blanc as i wander around clutching a cup of [particularly pleasant] rose tea.
The green is from the not-yet-finished repainting of my front door, from a dark green to a vibrant lime green. I had in mind a quick couple of layers of gloss and hey presto! a zingy new look.
Simple yes? Sadly No.
I'm on day 3, 2 coats of undercoat, followed by 2 of gloss, sanding down between coats, a stubborn door number [still in place because the screw head broke] and its going to need at least 1 more coat.
So I'm taking this morning off to let it dry completely again, hence the update, interspersed with a quick
[who am I kidding] shufti around Pinterest.
That'll keep me entertained for a couple of hours at least while I decide if I will go to to the Body Adorned exhibition at the Horniman Museum in Forest Hill tomorrow.
Time to put the kettle on again and ponder...
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