This is a training exercise for the stuff that I will no doubt talk to myself loudly about in the sreet once my marbles go completely, because I absolutely intend to grow old disgracefully. In the unlikely event that this should be read by someone who actually knows the flesh and blood me, please note that all opinions, mad ideas and general thought-streams are mine alone and have no bearing on those of my employers, workmates or relatives [ blood or otherwise ]
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Hot .
Yup, it is.
I've been sitting in the park watching my littlest girlie learn to ride her bike.
She's just gone up to a bigger size and seh was a bit wobbly to begin with, but she's doing fine, so once she's got over her crashing stage we'll get her a new one, but for now she's happily on her big sisters old one.
It was fun just sitting on a blanket watching families walk/ride/skate past for once smiling and passing pleasant comments on what's going on around them.
We ought to do it more often.
It didn't do much for my peace of mind to read this article though....http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article1191932.ece
I've been sitting in the park watching my littlest girlie learn to ride her bike.
She's just gone up to a bigger size and seh was a bit wobbly to begin with, but she's doing fine, so once she's got over her crashing stage we'll get her a new one, but for now she's happily on her big sisters old one.
It was fun just sitting on a blanket watching families walk/ride/skate past for once smiling and passing pleasant comments on what's going on around them.
We ought to do it more often.
It didn't do much for my peace of mind to read this article though....http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article1191932.ece
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Blair and Bush. When will they learn to check that the microphone is off BEFORE they talk.
This would be funny if it wasn't so serious
sigh.
And where the hell did Tony Blair get such a long tie from?
sigh.
And where the hell did Tony Blair get such a long tie from?
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Hen Nights.
What the hell has happened to Hen nights since I got married?????
Ok, so its a while ago.
1981 to be exact.
But i DID have one.
And it DID involve clubbing and having fun.
But when did all this

and this

happen?
I'm going to one on saturday and have been given instructions from the brides sister to ' bring something small stupid and embarrassing' to pin to the bride to be so that she'll feel, well, small, stupid and embarrassed aparently.
:S
I get the dressing up thing.
But making her feel stupid and embarrased?
What are they?
Friends or enemies?
Maybe its a generation thing.
I was also going to go on later with the rest of the [younger]girls to a club which according to the same sister was a 70's themed one where in order to get in you had to go in costume.
I thought ..fine..i can do that, i mean the 70's covers everything from mini /midi/maxi skirts to punk.
And then i thought about it somemore, did a little investigating and discovered that the place they were talking about was here http://www.carwash.co.uk/
And the dress code is this

Not exactly what I was expecting.
:D
Now i can do fetish ok..i mean give me a corset and some big heels and you're nearly there, but I'm not stupid, and thats exactly how I'd look if i tried to match those ensembles.
So i'm begging off after the meal and trotting off to do things that atually make me feel good and not stupid.
Ok, so its a while ago.
1981 to be exact.
But i DID have one.
And it DID involve clubbing and having fun.
But when did all this

and this

happen?
I'm going to one on saturday and have been given instructions from the brides sister to ' bring something small stupid and embarrassing' to pin to the bride to be so that she'll feel, well, small, stupid and embarrassed aparently.
:S
I get the dressing up thing.
But making her feel stupid and embarrased?
What are they?
Friends or enemies?
Maybe its a generation thing.
I was also going to go on later with the rest of the [younger]girls to a club which according to the same sister was a 70's themed one where in order to get in you had to go in costume.
I thought ..fine..i can do that, i mean the 70's covers everything from mini /midi/maxi skirts to punk.
And then i thought about it somemore, did a little investigating and discovered that the place they were talking about was here http://www.carwash.co.uk/
And the dress code is this

Not exactly what I was expecting.
:D
Now i can do fetish ok..i mean give me a corset and some big heels and you're nearly there, but I'm not stupid, and thats exactly how I'd look if i tried to match those ensembles.
So i'm begging off after the meal and trotting off to do things that atually make me feel good and not stupid.
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