Well, i've found the perfect dress here, but its custom made and it would take 8 weeks to have it made.
:(
And I don't have that long.
*sob*
This is a training exercise for the stuff that I will no doubt talk to myself loudly about in the sreet once my marbles go completely, because I absolutely intend to grow old disgracefully. In the unlikely event that this should be read by someone who actually knows the flesh and blood me, please note that all opinions, mad ideas and general thought-streams are mine alone and have no bearing on those of my employers, workmates or relatives [ blood or otherwise ]
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Monday, February 06, 2006
so....
I'm still off work.
I'm still snotting over everything, though the tendency to wet myself with every humungous sneeze had thankfully passed.
* note to self - investigate these *
Oh, and just to clarify, No, i do not make a habit of wetting myself under stress, but when you're drinking litres and litres of liquid in order to try and replace the stuff that seems to be oozing from nose/eyes/pores your bladder can get a little over full ok?
:S
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah, snotting.
I've been through two massive boxes of tissues, scratched my skin to pieces with every wipe [ even using soft goo enriched ones ] and have been left with scaly rhino skin in place of my baby soft epidermis.
I also have a perpetual headache.
I feel bad about taking the time off work [ god, that sounds conciencious ] but there's no way i could cope with being nice to people, or listen patiently as they try and decide what to do while my bones crack and splinter each time I move, and my eyes feel like they are p**s-holes in the snow.
I'm still snotting over everything, though the tendency to wet myself with every humungous sneeze had thankfully passed.
* note to self - investigate these *
Oh, and just to clarify, No, i do not make a habit of wetting myself under stress, but when you're drinking litres and litres of liquid in order to try and replace the stuff that seems to be oozing from nose/eyes/pores your bladder can get a little over full ok?
:S
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah, snotting.
I've been through two massive boxes of tissues, scratched my skin to pieces with every wipe [ even using soft goo enriched ones ] and have been left with scaly rhino skin in place of my baby soft epidermis.
I also have a perpetual headache.
I feel bad about taking the time off work [ god, that sounds conciencious ] but there's no way i could cope with being nice to people, or listen patiently as they try and decide what to do while my bones crack and splinter each time I move, and my eyes feel like they are p**s-holes in the snow.
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